Fairly recently me, my siblings and my parents were sitting around and in a sign of how we can now all talk like adults we were sort of telling “The most fucked up I’ve ever been” stories and my sister, who had a bit of a wild adolescence, tells a pretty horrific story. My mother, who was the least enthusiastic about… » 4/17/15 8:23pm Yesterday 8:23pm

The Japanese market has always been where we did our beta testing. People didn’t respond to the red hair or the burger selling so subject 7 was upgraded to be slightly more “Germany-Friendly” and be weirdly into cats. » 4/17/15 5:36pm Yesterday 5:36pm

Man, that’s awful. You know, I’ve recently been in touch with a prince from over there and he’s probably going to owe me a favour after I help him out with a little jam with his finances. I’ll see if he can look into it. » 4/16/15 11:05pm Thursday 11:05pm

They don't write about most games in any sport. They cover particularly interesting goings on, regardless of the sport and outside of this game nothing overly thrilling happened in any of the games last night unless you count PK Subban's slash which, for the record, I don't. » 4/16/15 9:05am Thursday 9:05am